Well today I’ve decided to try a new approach on the dating
website I’m on, I’ve changed all my profile pics and you’d be amazed how many
messages I’ve had including one’s from men who’d rejected me in the past too, so it’s
been hysterical. On the whole, from what I see, they only look at the pictures anyway, so most think I'm new to the site!
Here’s a handful of today’s messages:
- nice tits [DELETE – BLOCK – NEXT]
- gud pics – how long u bin here [DELETE – NEXT]
- hi how are you lovely xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [DELETE – NEXT]
- hi babe [Seriously?! DELETE- NEXT]
- hya gorgous how are you babe lovely profile photos kind regards mark 1000% genuine [Kill me now – DELETE - NEXT]
- Hows u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx? [‘I’m not brilliant thanks for asking' - DELETE – NEXT]
- Like your porofile, might be an inch too short for you though. Other wise think we could have a good time. Chris x [Oh you think do you? ... Well I don’t think so – DELETE - NEXT]
- hello...........how are you? .................hows things going on here?....................x [How original ... he was butt ugly too – DELETE – NEXT]
- hello hows you doing Im michael [*humph* DELETE - NEXT]
[Can’t stand text speak and a total lack of punctuation ... *shudder*]
This from someone who didn’t stopped
replying during an email conversation we were having a while back:
Him: Hi there. How are
you? Nearly the weekend! I'm off to London to run the Marathon.... Excited and
terrified in equal measures. Have you anything exciting planned for the
weekend? Mel
Me: We've spoken
before ... you didn't like me. Good Luck with your run.
Him: Really. Did I
actually say that? I needed to go to specsavers from the looks of it. Ok. X
Him: Did you have
different pictures? You look fabulous
... I can’t believe what an idiot I was [DELETE – NEXT]
I have had two conversations with men this
week – the first one sounded lovely until he realised that I lived further away
than he thought ... he had originally said that he would come over to me so we
could meet (he only lives ½ hour away) but when he realised exactly where I
lived, he wanted to meet half way. When
I mentioned it he said, “What if I don’t like you? Then I would have wasted all that time. At least if we meet equidistance (!!!!)
neither of us has wasted too much time if we don’t like each other - or you could come to me?” Ha yeah right, like that's ever gonna happen! – NEXT!
Then yesterday I had another conversation
with a lovely man, he made me laugh, he was articulate and tall (bonus) but when I said that I wanted someone who had
a career (because I have one and I find that men that don’t, really don’t get
it when I have to work away or work late or when I’m under pressure etc) he
thought I was after his money ... the fact I earn at least twice what he does
didn’t seem to register - he thought I was a money grabber! Gotta be honest, I was disappointed with that one (for
about a minute!) – NEXT!
I do have a coffee date in the morning –
haven’t really seen a proper picture of him, so it very well might be a
disaster, I’ll let you know tomorrow!
Until then, be fabulous, lots of love.
Jx
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